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This Won’t Hurt a Bit

March 8, 2010

This Won’t Hurt a Bit

Every doctor should spend some time as a patient.

I’m not claiming an original idea here. Countless essays by physicians and ethicists have espoused the same suggestion, maintaining that doctors can never fully sympathize with their patients until they walk a mile in their drafty, open-back hospital gowns, IV pole in tow.  Some of you may even recall a movie made about the subject.  “The Doctor,” starring William Hurt as an unabashedly arrogant surgeon laid low by throat cancer, is a sappy, over-the-top study in stereotypes that follows the eponymous character through his transition from egotist to humanist.

The funny thing about this movie for me was the timing of its release.  In 1991 I was a third-year medical student just starting my clinical rotations when I abruptly transitioned from caregiver to care-receiver.  I was riding my motorcycle one Sunday evening when I was clipped at high speed by semi-trailer truck.  If I think about it hard enough I can still hear the crash of the bike and feel the impact of my head against the side of the truck.  I was flung far from the collision site and came to a stop up on the sidewalk where I quickly wiggled my toes to make sure all those neural connections I’d studied in neuroanatomy were still intact.

The first thing I noticed was that my blue jeans were no longer blue, but rather a dark, sticky purple all the way from my waist to my boots.  The pain began to set in as the police and ambulance arrived and I nearly passed out from the shock of it all by the time I arrived at the emergency room.  I begged the doctor for a painkiller but he refused, telling me I had to wait until he was able to complete a thorough neurological assessment.  Attempting to prod him into action, I quickly ran through all the cranial nerves, the motor and sensory efferents and afferents, and even offered a dermatome-by-dermatome summary just so he’d expedite his examination and order up some much needed relief.  It was at that point he conceded the soundness of my white matter and proffered a cocktail of narcotics that began to blunt the misery.

My relief was short lived.  Next up for me was a series of x-rays that required me to contort my legs into unnatural configurations (developed, I’m sure, by self-loathing yogis) while the technician shot the pictures.  Because I’d suffered so much soft-tissue trauma to my thighs and lost so much blood the surgeon requested an angiogram to assess the damage to my femoral arteries.  Thinking back on it now I find it ironic that angiography—using a catheter to inject dye into a vessel—would ultimately become one of my bread-and-butter procedures despite my ignorance and utter confusion at the time (under the best of circumstances a combination of morphine and panic tends to cloud one’s interpretation of events).  I simply couldn’t figure out why all this testing was necessary.

It was about midnight when they rolled me into surgery and it took several more hours before I was finally deposited into the room that would become my resting place for the next few days.  Once I was released from the hospital I spent a couple of weeks under the care of my parents (feeling much like a helpless infant) before I could ambulate well enough to move back to my own apartment.

As I recovered enough to resume my life some friends of mine took me out to see the movie “The Doctor.”  The lessons I was supposed to take away from the film seemed trivial and contrived compared to those I had just experienced.  Here are a few insights I gained without help from Hollywood:

  • A universal constant about being a patient is vulnerability and loss of control. Once I entered the hospital I lost power over nearly everything: what I ate, what I wore, how much activity I was allowed, whether I was permitted to get up to the bathroom—it was all dictated by someone else.  I sing the praises of whoever invented the PCA pump.  This handy device allows you to dose your own IV pain medications but prevents you from overdoing it.  It’s one of the few things that I actually had some control over.
  • You can’t do anything productive when you’re lying in the hospital. As a medical student I had stacks of books I was supposed to be studying and nothing but time on my hands—it should’ve been the perfect arrangement.  I found, however, that the options offered to me—either endure the pain or take the narcotics—put me in a state of mind that prohibited any meaningful concentration.  If you’re wondering how studying in this environment might go, just try this little experiment: whack your toe with a hammer then try to memorize the Krebs citric acid cycle.  Step 2: try popping a couple percocet and then map the physiology of the nephron (with that subject sedatives become superfluous).  Either option didn’t lend itself to studying, so I just sat there and watched television.
  • Everything hurts. I got stuck with needles, had dressing changes, physical therapy—even going to the bathroom—and none of it was benign.  Just rolling over in bed was excruciating.  At no point did anyone say those magic words “This won’t hurt a bit,” and thankfully not.  I’m sure I’d have launched from my bed and strangled them with my IV tubing out of sheer spite for their blatant disingenuousness.  Oh, and one final pearl: Foley (urinary) catheters hurt more coming out than they do going in.
  • Modesty is a luxury that patients don’t get. After a couple of days of wearing breezy gowns I asked my family to bring me a pair of sweat pants.  What a relief.
  • You become dependent on others for everything. Even weeks after the accident there were things I couldn’t do on my own.  I still remember vividly the first time I was able to haul myself out to my car and take a drive by myself.  The sense of freedom and accomplishment was overwhelming.
  • The not knowing may be the worst of all. The day after the wreck the attending surgeon came to my bedside to give me a wrap-up of my injuries.  As he finished describing the anatomical distortions I’d suffered he confessed that he didn’t know if I’d be able to run again.  Walk, yes, in time. But, knowing I was a runner, he sadly shared with me that I’d suffered too much damage to my adductor muscles to be able to run any distance.  I digested that information over the next few days and slid into a deep depression as I contemplated my future limitations.

It turns out my concerns were exaggerated and unfounded.  Over time I mounted a complete recovery and it’s for this reason that I remain incapable of fully understanding the plight of many of my patients.  Sure, mine was a bad accident with plenty of pain, but it was no cancer, no disabling stroke, no permanent impairment.  It was just enough to provide me with an education that my medical school instructors couldn’t.  My bones and muscles have long since healed and forgotten the experience from nearly two decades ago, but, thankfully and to my benefit, my mind hasn’t.

One Comment
  1. Janice

    I think having Dr's spend some time as the patient in a hospital is a wonderful idea. Why limit it to Dr's? Maybe everyone in the health field should have to take the class "Walk a Mile in my Shoes" the month before graduation. It would consist of spending 48 hours in the hospital as a patient. They could be given a disease or injury with a list of things they can and can't do for themselves--dietary restrictions, mobility restrictions, having to use a bed pan without putting the head of the bed up more than 15 degrees, the joy of wearing a hospital gown.....Their collegues could practice starting IV's, drawing blood or putting in catheters.....whatever the issue called for. I wonder how we could get funding for something like that? The things one could learn about CARING for patients would be invaluable!!!

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